Open letter to China

Dear China,
Hey! What's up? I just wanted to send you a quick note to say Happy New Year! There are a lot of reasons to celebrate this one. I mean this is the year of the pig, which is supposed to bring good luck to all of us! Did you know that I'm a pig? Yeah, 1983. Cool, huh?
Also, thanks for the nightly celebratory fireworks. Really. I was worried I wouldn't get to listen to them any more, since the New Year's celebrations were supposed to end 3 WEEKS ago, but I am super psyched that they are still goin down each and every night.... and day! lol! Remember on Tuesday, when you set off fireworks at 6am and woke up the whole neighborhood? omg that was hilarious, you were so wasted.
LYLAS
-WhatCouldBeFina