Friday, June 1, 2007

So Confucius walks into a bar

Funniest English jokes!! According to some students...
A man goes to a restaurant and says, "I will have the soup." The soup comes, and there is a fly in it! He says, "Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!" The waiter looks and says, "Yes there is."
(Chorus of laughter, students take a moment to regain their composure)

How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
3: open the door, put the giraffe in, shut the door
(Chorus of laughter, students take a moment to regain their composure)


How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?
3: take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, shut the door
(Chorus of laughter, students take a moment to regain their composure)

There's a big meeting in the animal kingdom. All the animals attend, even the fish and mosquitoes, except for 1. Who?
The elephant, because he is in the refrigerator!
(Chorus of laughter, students take a moment to regain their composure)

There is a river in the jungle that no one will cross, because killer crocodiles live there. A man crosses the river unharmed. How?
The crocodiles were at the animal kingdom meeting!
(Chorus of laughter, students take a moment to regain their composure)

You are on an airplane with a very fat man, a refrigerator, and a piano. The plane is too heavy! It's going to crash unless you throw something off the plane! What do you do?
Throw out the refrigerator, because there's an elephant inside!
(Chorus of laughter, students take a moment to regain their composure)

An old man is fishing in the ocean. He gets a bite on his line and starts to reel it in. Sadly, as he's leaning over the edge, looking into the water, he dies. What happened?
The refrigerator landed on him!
(Chorus of laughter, students take a moment to regain their composure)
It kind of went on forever like that. After they finished, I asked them what they found so funny about these jokes in particular. "Because it's an elephant!" "The refrigerator was from the plane!" Ah yes, of course. haha.

This can only lead me to conclude 1 of 2 things:
1- they don't actually like these jokes, but they laugh because a foreigner said they were funny
or
2- there's a reason there are no Chinese comedians (nice try but Margaret Cho's def Korean)

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